This is Dan making a rare, early morning blog post. I heard Jack leave his room this morning at 5:55 AM. Around 6:20, I heard some funny business going on so I figured I had to get out of bed. All the lights were still off, but as I came to the kitchen I could tell that the refrigerator was wide open. I turned the corner and this is what I saw:
“I’m making waffles!”
He then proceeded to stir the broken eggs on the floor.